Supernatural Fanatic Mugs

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Newt sale

The Family Joules: Part 21

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Catasaurus

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.