Spooky Fanatic Pillows

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Night of the Latkes

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Out To Lurch

Lady of the bath...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Home depot."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff