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Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Night of the Latkes

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Out To Lurch

"Home depot."

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

Catasaurus

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"This will be a tricky operation."