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"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Warrior Woman

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

The next damn Batman.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"It's your turn to change him."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Virgil

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

Valkyrie.

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Sauron's Sore Eye

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!