Superhero Saga Lover Mugs

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Mega Corp Pictures. A Batman musical? "Riddler on the roof"!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Warrior Woman

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

The next damn Batman.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

007's Dating Mishaps

"It's your turn to change him."

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Virgil

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

Valkyrie.

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

Sauron's Sore Eye

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 3

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"