Superhero Lover Pillows

Introducing...Idiotman!

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

The next damn Batman.

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'We're doomed. His knee is torn to shreds, we have no backup, quarterback and... wait! Look! It's Ligament Man!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Superheroes take a selfie

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"You've changed."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'