Superhero Spoof Lover Pillows

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Super Heroes.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Planet of the puppies"

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

The next damn Batman.

"It's your turn to change him."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'You can come out now, Harold. Economists say a recession won't happen.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

"So why do they call you Big Dog?"

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."