Superhero Parody Aficionado Pillows

'What happened to my supernatural powers?'

Super Heroes.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"Damn these super powers!"

It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Superhero Introverts

Comic Book Balloons