Superhero Parody Lover Pillows

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Super Heroes.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

The next damn Batman.

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."