Horror Parody Lover Pillows

Horseless headman.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Planet of the puppies"

Office zombie.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."