Super Hero Parody Fan Pillows

Super Heroes.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Stonehenge Explained

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Spam in Hell.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"