Epic Saga Lover Pillows

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Valkyrie.

Virgil

Warrior Woman

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Wotan with eye patch

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

Sauron's Sore Eye

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Pamina cries over Tamino

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

Noah's Ark Sculpture

"Wake up – you're Tolkien in your sleep again."