Family Saga Lover Pillows

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

007's Dating Mishaps

Egalitarian family

Virgil

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Old and young

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

Valkyrie.

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

'And to his son, he has left his Leprosy.'

Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and remus being adopted: I love them all the same...

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's 'honest' composure

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

"I have my mother's eyes...my dad's nose...Abuelito's hair...and my great aunt's teeth. Just my luck to be stuck with my own brain."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

In the old room

Offer you can't refuse

Pamina cries over Tamino

Mega Corp Pictures. A Batman musical? "Riddler on the roof"!