Family Saga Lover Prints

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Egalitarian family

Old and young

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

Valkyrie.

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and remus being adopted: I love them all the same...

'And to his son, he has left his Leprosy.'

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's 'honest' composure

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Offer you can't refuse

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"I have my mother's eyes...my dad's nose...Abuelito's hair...and my great aunt's teeth. Just my luck to be stuck with my own brain."

In the old room

Pamina cries over Tamino

"Get the pliers yourself."