Family Saga Enthusiast Prints

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Wotan with eye patch

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

"That's your uncle Colin. He's the black sheep of the family."

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Sauron's Sore Eye

Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and remus being adopted: I love them all the same...

'And to his son, he has left his Leprosy.'

'What'

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's 'honest' composure

'That's the last time I take 3B!'

Offer you can't refuse

In the old room

"I have my mother's eyes...my dad's nose...Abuelito's hair...and my great aunt's teeth. Just my luck to be stuck with my own brain."

'Anybody home?'

The Colonisation of Space.

'When my folks left for the evening, my little sister was always in charge...'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Get the pliers yourself."

"My Mother's Ingrown Toenail" a saga in three parts, hour one.

"A cousin I hadn't heard from in years died."

"Your great abuelo Pepe started a business and made a million dollars...but he had a gambling problem and died broke."