Crime Saga Aficionado Prints

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Puss in cement boots"

Cat Burglar

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'