Domestic Saga Enthusiast Pillows

"Get the pliers yourself."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Wotan with eye patch

Virgil

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Valkyrie.

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

'What'

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's 'honest' composure

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

Pamina cries over Tamino

In the old room

'Anybody home?'

The Colonisation of Space.

Dear Diary. . .bored with nothing to do, be glad when Doris gets home from work!

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'

“Some day, Paulie, we’re going to look back at this moment and say, ‘Remember that time we whacked Eddie?’”