Mythical Saga Fan Pillows

Wotan with eye patch

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Hot Tub Frosty

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Narcissus

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Sauron's Sore Eye

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"I brake for milk & cookies"

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

Pamina cries over Tamino

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

The Gods breathed life into the wrong one.

'What really happened: Before David could use his sling, his attack sheep brought Goliath down.'

"And as always, two-hundred no shows."

Cat counts nine grim reapers.

"Clocking in, clocking out."

'That's interesting -- I didn't know that Excalibur was manufactured in China.'