Romantic Saga Devotee Pillows

Pamina cries over Tamino

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Warrior Woman

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Wotan with eye patch

Gogglebollox.

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Valkyrie.

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Offer you can't refuse

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

In the old room

The Colonisation of Space.

Leaving the parental nest - Bride's father asking the groom to take care of his daughter.

"Get the pliers yourself."

'Maybe you'd better not come up tonight. I have a splitting headache.'

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'