Sea Saga Lover Pillows

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Fish or Cut Bait

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

"Holy Mackerel!"

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

007's Dating Mishaps

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'