Sea Saga Enthusiast Pillows

'What'

'Anybody home?'

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Scuba texting

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Pirate King!

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Sauron's Sore Eye

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

Mermaid Yoga

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'