Sea Saga Enthusiast Mugs

'What'

'Anybody home?'

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fish or Cut Bait

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Scuba texting

Pirate King!

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Sauron's Sore Eye

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab