Sea Stories Enthusiast Mugs

"Zero point four eight. . . my mercury content."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"He was a sea rescue."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."