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"Zero point four eight. . . my mercury content."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'