Sea Saga Lover Mugs

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The Imperfect Storm

"Holy Mackerel!"

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Eel-mail

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'