Nautical Saga Lover Pillows

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'That was fun!'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Virgil

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Same ship, different day."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Valkyrie.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab