Nautical Saga Lover Pillows

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

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Have a very piratical Birthday

Virgil

'That was fun!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Same ship, different day."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Valkyrie.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."