Nautical Story Lovers Pillows

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"Same ship, different day."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

A Tale of the Sea

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Flying Dutchman

Souvenir Cannon - "Caribbean Cruise '49-'51"

Fish Traps/Lure.

HMS Pinafore

Octo-Pirate

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

Neptune and the Titianic

Castaway's bad luck.

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

Sailors eating a mermaid

Ink floating in a paper boat

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'