Nautical Story Lovers Mugs

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Same ship, different day."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

A Tale of the Sea

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

Fish Traps/Lure.

Neptune and the Titianic

Souvenir Cannon - "Caribbean Cruise '49-'51"

Flying Dutchman

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

HMS Pinafore

Octo-Pirate

Castaway's bad luck.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Sailors eating a mermaid

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

Ink floating in a paper boat

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

My brother's a surgeon.