Lover Of Nautical Tales Mugs

"Same ship, different day."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

A Tale of the Sea

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

Neptune and the Titianic

HMS Pinafore

Flying Dutchman

Octo-Pirate

Castaway's bad luck.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

Sailors eating a mermaid

A Reasonable Time for Concern.

Ink floating in a paper boat

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.

My brother's a surgeon.

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

"Hey - you're over the limit. Throw me back."

'Do you have any other identification?'

"Well, he's definitely pirated that lyric"