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Octo-Pirate

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"Same ship, different day."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Sooner or Later

Sea yarns.

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Confessions of a Lighthouse Keeper.

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

Fish Traps/Lure.

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Flying Dutchman

Sailors eating a mermaid

A Reasonable Time for Concern.

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

"If I could direct your attention to starboard, one of the more popular sites on our excursion boat tour, a man who's been stranded on that desert island for over forty years."