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Octo-Pirate

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"Same ship, different day."

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Sea yarns.

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

Sooner or Later

Confessions of a Lighthouse Keeper.

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Flying Dutchman

Fish Traps/Lure.

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

Sailors eating a mermaid

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern.

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

Desk With Figurehead.