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"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Boat wedding.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'We should talk more.'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Captain Thomas Coram.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Will you marry me?

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Beacon Theatre

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"