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'You insistence that women go first is sexist, patronising and offensive.'

'I'm getting too old for this pirate business, Tom.'

Pirate toilet.

Ship in a Bottle Rescue

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

Remote control pirate bully

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"Destroyers"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Rats leave a launching ship.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Long Johns Silver."

Victorian Royal Navy

'We should talk more.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."