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"I see no ships!"

A One-Sided View.

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Lost around a military base.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Victorian Royal Navy

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Admiral in the bath.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

A grave with an anchor and periscope