Nautical History Buff Mugs

'You insistence that women go first is sexist, patronising and offensive.'

'I'm getting too old for this pirate business, Tom.'

Pirate toilet.

Ship in a Bottle Rescue

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

Remote control pirate bully

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"Destroyers"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Long Johns Silver."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'We should talk more.'

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Victorian Royal Navy

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Kiss me Hardy.'