Maritime History Buffs Mugs

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

Remote control pirate bully

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Titanic: How's my steering.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"He's a keeper!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Ever Given

"Destroyers"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'We should talk more.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Iron clad sailors

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Lighthouse switch

U Boat

Replacement Lighthouse