
'Kiss me Hardy.'
Fuel their maritime enthusiasm with our naval history-themed mugs. Perfect for mornings at sea or desk decor—each mug features clever nautical designs and historic references that ocean lovers will cherish.
'Kiss me Hardy.'
Iron clad sailors
Remote control pirate bully
Sailors' salty language class
"What kind of naval blockade is this?"
Sisyphus and the Mine
Admiral Compass
"Keep looking!"
"Noah, the elephants are seasick again and it's your turn for clean up."
A ship in a bottle fires a cannon ball at a model ship in an admiral's den.
U Boat
Black Sea Standoff
'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'
A grave with an anchor and periscope
Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.
Black Sea
Moskva
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore
Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore
Australia's budget submarine option.
'Guess who?!' 'ARRGH!' (a pirates hook sticking into the eye of another pirate)
"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"
Suez canal blocking.
Battlestations!
"Destroyers"
F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."
Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!
Ship and mine
A U-Boat submarine emerging from sailor's nose.
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
Dave had a new neighbour above him but he wasn't there for long.
'Excuse me, but do you have the time?'
"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."
'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'
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