Naval History Buff Pillows

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Iron clad sailors

Remote control pirate bully

Sailors' salty language class

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Sisyphus and the Mine

Admiral Compass

"Keep looking!"

"Noah, the elephants are seasick again and it's your turn for clean up."

A ship in a bottle fires a cannon ball at a model ship in an admiral's den.

U Boat

Black Sea Standoff

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

Black Sea

Moskva

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Australia's budget submarine option.

'Guess who?!' 'ARRGH!' (a pirates hook sticking into the eye of another pirate)

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

Suez canal blocking.

Battlestations!

"Destroyers"

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Ship and mine

A U-Boat submarine emerging from sailor's nose.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Dave had a new neighbour above him but he wasn't there for long.

'Excuse me, but do you have the time?'

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'