Naval History Nerd Pillows

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

Landing of Relief Expedition to Fort Pickens

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Lost around a military base.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

COWMIKAZES

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sub Editor

'Silent type, eh?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Admiral in the bath.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Battleship Bingo Night.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Victorian Royal Navy