Naval History Nerd Gifts

Looking for a gift for a naval history enthusiast? Whether it's an avid sailor, a history buff, or someone fascinated by ships and naval battles, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items. From clever mugs emblazoned with historic ships to striking art prints detailing famous naval moments, find something that truly sails their boat. These gifts will make any naval history nerd feel seen, appreciated, and ready to share their passion with the world.

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'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?' mockup

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

from $19.00

Landing of Relief Expedition to Fort Pickens

Landing of Relief Expedition to Fort Pickens mockup

Landing of Relief Expedition to Fort Pickens

from $19.00

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson mockup

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

from $19.00

Remote control pirate bully

from $19.00

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore mockup

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

from $19.00

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!' mockup

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

from $19.00

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis." mockup

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

from $19.00

Lost around a military base.

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Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

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"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

from $19.00

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?' mockup

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

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"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

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COWMIKAZES

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'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?' mockup

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

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'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..' mockup

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

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'Hardy I see no chips!'

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

from $19.00

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.' mockup

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

from $19.00

"Destroyers"

from $19.00

Sub Editor

from $19.00

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate mockup

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

from $19.00

'Silent type, eh?'

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'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

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"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"You can let that go till later, Harris." mockup

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

from $19.00

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.' mockup

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

from $19.00

On board the MS Hepatology

from $19.00

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?' mockup

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

from $19.00

Admiral in the bath.

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'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!' mockup

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

from $19.00

A grave with an anchor and periscope mockup

A grave with an anchor and periscope

from $19.00

Celebrate National Submarine Day. mockup

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

from $19.00

Victorian Royal Navy

from $19.00

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts. mockup

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

from $19.00

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic." mockup

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

from $19.00

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners mockup

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

from $19.00

Naval History Nerd Gifts Collection

Naval History Nerd Mugs

Browse our collection of naval history mugs and find the perfect vessel for your morning brew—filled with humor and maritime marvels.

Naval History Nerd Pillows

Discover navy-themed pillows that bring maritime charm and humor into any living space for the true naval history aficionado.

Naval History Nerd Prints

View our collection of detailed naval prints—perfect for history buffs eager to showcase their love of the high seas.

Naval History Nerd T-Shirts

Check out our navy-inspired t-shirts featuring historic ships and clever sayings, ideal for naval fans wanting to wear their enthusiasm.