Naval Historian Gifts

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

Horatio Nelson

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Titanic and Noah's Ark

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

U Boat

"What happened to women and children first?"

"Is this the oldest ship in the fleet?"

Neptune and the Titianic

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

The Wrecking of the Ironclad 'Monitor'

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Interior of the Turret of the Monitor Montauk- Rifled Shell Gun Left, Cannon Right

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Confederates Attack Union Flotilla at Galveston, Texas- USS Westfield Exploding

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

Remote control pirate bully

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Lost around a military base.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."