"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
Naval History Gifts
Looking for something special for a naval history buff? Our collection features clever and stylish gifts that salute the sailors, ships, and sea stories they love. Perfect for sea admirals and maritime aficionados, each item combines humor and history to make their passion feel even more alive. Whether it’s a mug capturing a historic battle or a print of a famous ship, you’ll find meaningful gifts that resonate with their nautical enthusiasm, making every day a voyage into the past.
'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'
How's My Driving?
'Silent type, eh?'
'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'
Lord Nelson
'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'
Horatio Nelson
"Pirates!"
'Kiss me Hardy.'
"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."
John Bull Devouring the French Navy
'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."
'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile
"I see no ships!"
Horatio Nelson on deck looking through telescope.
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
'Now blow like hell!'
'Battle of Trafalgar Bath Set.'
Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas
Shipwrecked - Population 2.
'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'
Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade
On board the MS Hepatology
Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry
Naval Review,1897
Ships in the Forest- the New Madrid Canal
Naval Assualt on Hatteras Inlet
Admiral Porter's Dummy Frightening the Rebels at Vicksburg
Bayou Navigation in Dixie
Union Ironclad Fleet Bombards Fort Sumter, Charleston Harbour
Submarine
The navy's new periscope design proved very off-putting for many.
"It works fine - we are just no longer a nuclear family."
Naval History Gifts Collection
Naval History Mugs
Explore our full collection of naval history mugs filled with legendary ships and maritime humor, perfect for coffee breaks or as a nautical gift.
Naval History Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase maritime legends and nautical humor—ideal for nautical-themed decor and sea-loving homes.
Naval History Prints
Browse our art prints featuring historic ships and sea battles—perfect for decorating a maritime enthusiast’s space.
Naval History T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts celebrating naval history—embark on a fashion voyage with designs inspired by historic ships and sea stories.