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"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

How's My Driving?

'Silent type, eh?'

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

Lord Nelson

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Horatio Nelson

"Pirates!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

"I see no ships!"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

Naval Review,1897

Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

'Now blow like hell!'

Horatio Nelson on deck looking through telescope.

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

'Battle of Trafalgar Bath Set.'

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

On board the MS Hepatology

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

"It works fine - we are just no longer a nuclear family."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Australian Submarine Controversy

The Sinking of the Moskva