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Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Long Johns Silver."

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"That must have been an era of open borders, right?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Lost around a military base.

Lighthouse Beam.

Moustached gentleman

Pirate

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Destroyers"