Nautical History Pillows

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Long Johns Silver."

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"That must have been an era of open borders, right?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lost around a military base.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Moustached gentleman

Pirate

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.