Naval History Pillows

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

How's My Driving?

'Silent type, eh?'

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

Lord Nelson

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Horatio Nelson

"Pirates!"

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"I see no ships!"

Horatio Nelson on deck looking through telescope.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

'Now blow like hell!'

'Battle of Trafalgar Bath Set.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade

On board the MS Hepatology

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Naval Review,1897

Ships in the Forest- the New Madrid Canal

Naval Assualt on Hatteras Inlet

Admiral Porter's Dummy Frightening the Rebels at Vicksburg

Bayou Navigation in Dixie

Union Ironclad Fleet Bombards Fort Sumter, Charleston Harbour

Submarine

The navy's new periscope design proved very off-putting for many.

"It works fine - we are just no longer a nuclear family."