Maritime Historian Pillows

'I'm disappointed in you Walter. All these years and I find out you've been faking your screams of agony!'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

"Well... it seems that late in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends."

German company involved in submarine disaster?

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

"We're saved!"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Rats Flee the Titanic for the Ark

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Iceberg in a Bottle

Flying Dutchman

When laundry ruled the waves.

"They say this new exhibit makes you feel like you're right there."

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Destroyers"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"You can let that go till later, Harris."