Maritime History Buff Pillows

'Women and children first!'

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

'They say it's unsinkable.'

Vacant Lighthouse

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

Captain Thomas Coram.

Tempting!

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

'We should talk more.'

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Remote control pirate bully

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"He's a keeper!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Destroyers"

Ever Given

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Victorian Royal Navy

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Kiss me Hardy.'