Naval History Aficionado Gifts

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Destroyers"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'We should talk more.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Victorian Royal Navy

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

The Sinking of the Moskva