Naval History Lover Gifts

Manning the (back) yards.

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Victorian Royal Navy

Admiral in the bath.

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

U Boat

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”